SEMA Skin: The Valentine’s Day Edition

It’s February 14, and the tips of Cupid’s arrows are glistening with droplets of love sauce. Unfortunately, his quiver doesn’t have enough missiles d’amour to go around. If you find yourself dining alone on a tear-soaked Salisbury steak Hungry Man, enjoy these exotic girls as your dessert. Unlike that snooty receptionist, Malory, these ladies of SEMA won’t spit out their yogurt in disgust when you ask if she’d like to go out for poutine. Read more

SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Hot Girls (V.4)

You didn’t think we forgot about you, did you? Sweet, sweet readers, we’d never think of depriving you of your weekly car + cooze fix. In fact, it’s ready right now. So just kick back, pour yourself some Crown, dim your overheads, light your Yankee Candles and sink into some pure blog bliss. Mmmmm. You feeling it? That gingerbread-scented candle working its magic? Oh yeaaah. Read more

SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Hot Girls (V.1)

Sheesh. Apparently last week was SEMA, and apparently I was there for the show. However, my memory of the festivities is a tad foggy. I’m blaming it on too much vodka and Nathan’s hot dogs. Luckily, I had the presence of mind to snap off a lot of halfway decent pictures of the trick cars and trick tail milling around the show. Over the next few months, I’ll be pairing up the crème de la crème of my photographic finds: one hot car and one hot girl. Here’s your first taste: Read more

Baby, You Can Wash My Car

 

Spring is in the air, and that spells one thing: ’tis the season for skimpy, swim-suited hotties to break out our hoses and start squirting. There are some who say it’s still a tad too cold in some places for proper bikini car washes, but we say nuts to that. The colder it is, the more the pencil erasers pop up. Read more

10 Low Low Lolitas

All your friends may know the low rider, but are you familiar with just how hot the hood rats who hang around these hoppers are? Let’s just put it this way: even if you have 16 switches, your right hand will be too busy to fiddle with any of ‘em once you sneak a peek at these hydraulic hoochies. They may not be as polished as the BMW booth babes working the Paris Auto Show, they may not have all of their molars, and they may not have an opinion on whether the US and Iran can reach a detente—but I guarantee they know how to change out a flat if your Ds deflate. You gotta love a beauty with some grease under her nails, and you know these ladies get greasier than a bucket of KFC. Read more

Girls and Cars That’ll Torque Your Panhard Rod

The only thing sexier than a half-naked beauty with two X chromosomes is that same succulent sweetheart standing near an equally eye-appealing automobile. It’s because of these two stimulants that man invented textbooks—we needed something to hide our boners. Read more

Which Are Hotter: Muscle Car Girls or Sport Tuner Hotties?

Hot cars and hot girls go together like horny teens and boner-blocking history textbooks. But, one question remains: are the honeys squatting on the hoods of hot rods and muscle cars hotter than the exotic beauties spreading eagle on the roofs of sport compacts? Take a look at the gallery below and cast your vote. Read more