Car Show Booth Babes: A Retrospective

With the 2010 New York Auto Show winding down, we couldn’t help wondering what happens to the women who work the booths once the stalls are torn down, the cars packed up, and the mobile pretzel stands mothballed until next year. Maybe they’ll head back to Buffalo to finish their oral hygienist certification courses. Maybe they’ll land a marriage proposal from a crooked hedge fund manager. Or maybe they’ll return to a cryogenic freezer in Subaru’s corporate headquarters. Wherever they go, we’ll miss these be-heeled, be-spandexed, be-body-painted beauties.

In honor of their hard work, we’ve put together an homage to booth professionals from car shows past. Enjoy: Read more

Which Is Hotter: The Lambo or the Model?

If haven’t been keeping up with your telenovelas on Televisa, you may have missed this classic pre-owned car commercial for a gently used Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder.

Although I can’t decipher what the announcer is saying, I believe it roughly translates to:

Cowboys, how can you pass up such a deal? This ride doesn’t just have a big pair of eggs, it’s got 520 horsepower. Plus, the fiery orange paint is sure to complement your freshly sprayed-on tan, and the aerodynamics of the Spyder top are such that your toupee will not fly off into the wind, cowboys. Did I mention that paint has been freshly buffed by the ample curves of this chicka?

I wish I were a Mustang

I won’t lie: You’ll probably want to turn down the audio on this clip because it can interfere with the southward blood flow that comes from the visuals. You’ve been warned.