SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Not Hot Girls (V.8)

January 6, 2011 by admin · Leave a Comment

Wow. Last week was pretty lame, eh? I mean, Monty Python and mixed martial arts references. We really know how to put the “No!” in “Non sequitur” here at The Auto Junkyard. Luckily, we also know how to put the “Rite” in “Contrite,” so we’re getting back into our usual ceremony of pairing hot booth babes from the 2010 SEMA show with the automobiles they were paid to feign interest in. So mote it be.

Scion oCtopus xD

The inspiration for this vicious paintjob came from the forearm tattoos of every failed hipster keyboardist living in Silverlake.

Silver Shell oCtopussies

Don’t lean in too close, homie. Their hair is actually tentacles that’ll grab you by the jugular and pull you into their ferocious beaks—no ponzu sauce needed!

Scrumptious picture of Japanese food by VirtualErn from Japanese restaurant Sushi and Sake at Drunken Fish, Miyozen, and Koryo Japanese Dining in Emeryville, California (Flickr: Miyozen – Dinner) [CC-BY-2.0 (www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons.

Filed Under: Auto News, Babes, Photos
Tagged: Booth Babes, Car Babes, Hot Car Babes, Scion xD, sema

Hot Italian Car Models That’ll Stiffen Your Gabagool

April 10, 2010 by admin · 1 Comment

I'd floss twice daily with that

Mama mia! If you think Italian meatballs are spicy, you’ve gotta take a look a look at the sizzling car cooze bent over these smoking hot Italian cars. Read more

Filed Under: Babes, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Photos, Sports Cars, Super Cars
Tagged: bikini car girls, Car Babes, Ferarri, Hot Italian Car Modles, Lamborghini

Girls and Cars That’ll Torque Your Panhard Rod

February 25, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment

The only thing sexier than a half-naked beauty with two X chromosomes is that same succulent sweetheart standing near an equally eye-appealing automobile. It’s because of these two stimulants that man invented textbooks—we needed something to hide our boners. Read more

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Tagged: Babes, Car Babes, Girls and Cars, Hot Girls

Which Is Hotter: The Lambo or the Model?

January 27, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment

If haven’t been keeping up with your telenovelas on Televisa, you may have missed this classic pre-owned car commercial for a gently used Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder.

Although I can’t decipher what the announcer is saying, I believe it roughly translates to:

Cowboys, how can you pass up such a deal? This ride doesn’t just have a big pair of eggs, it’s got 520 horsepower. Plus, the fiery orange paint is sure to complement your freshly sprayed-on tan, and the aerodynamics of the Spyder top are such that your toupee will not fly off into the wind, cowboys. Did I mention that paint has been freshly buffed by the ample curves of this chicka?