SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Not Hot Girls (V.8)
January 6, 2011 by admin · Leave a Comment
Wow. Last week was pretty lame, eh? I mean, Monty Python and mixed martial arts references. We really know how to put the “No!” in “Non sequitur” here at The Auto Junkyard. Luckily, we also know how to put the “Rite” in “Contrite,” so we’re getting back into our usual ceremony of pairing hot booth babes from the 2010 SEMA show with the automobiles they were paid to feign interest in. So mote it be.
Scion oCtopus xD
The inspiration for this vicious paintjob came from the forearm tattoos of every failed hipster keyboardist living in Silverlake.
Silver Shell oCtopussies
Don’t lean in too close, homie. Their hair is actually tentacles that’ll grab you by the jugular and pull you into their ferocious beaks—no ponzu sauce needed!
Scrumptious picture of Japanese food by VirtualErn from Japanese restaurant Sushi and Sake at Drunken Fish, Miyozen, and Koryo Japanese Dining in Emeryville, California (Flickr: Miyozen – Dinner) [CC-BY-2.0 (www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons.
Hot Italian Car Models That’ll Stiffen Your Gabagool
Mama mia! If you think Italian meatballs are spicy, you’ve gotta take a look a look at the sizzling car cooze bent over these smoking hot Italian cars. Read more
Girls and Cars That’ll Torque Your Panhard Rod
February 25, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
The only thing sexier than a half-naked beauty with two X chromosomes is that same succulent sweetheart standing near an equally eye-appealing automobile. It’s because of these two stimulants that man invented textbooks—we needed something to hide our boners. Read more
Which Is Hotter: The Lambo or the Model?
January 27, 2010 by admin · Leave a Comment
If haven’t been keeping up with your telenovelas on Televisa, you may have missed this classic pre-owned car commercial for a gently used Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder.
Although I can’t decipher what the announcer is saying, I believe it roughly translates to:
Cowboys, how can you pass up such a deal? This ride doesn’t just have a big pair of eggs, it’s got 520 horsepower. Plus, the fiery orange paint is sure to complement your freshly sprayed-on tan, and the aerodynamics of the Spyder top are such that your toupee will not fly off into the wind, cowboys. Did I mention that paint has been freshly buffed by the ample curves of this chicka?
Epic Win: Bikini Clad Beach Babe Next to a Corvette
October 11, 2009 by JunkFace · Leave a Comment
Frankly, we don’t think there’s anything hotter that a cute beach babe standing next to a classic Vette such as this.

Christmas Came Early
October 10, 2009 by JunkFace · Leave a Comment
I know it’s not even Halloween yet, but what do you think about this present we got you for Christmas?




$5 Dolla Make You Holla…
October 9, 2009 by JunkFace · Leave a Comment
at the Bikini Car Wash!

She’s Fiddling with the Carburetor…
October 9, 2009 by JunkFace · Leave a Comment

What Rims?
October 1, 2009 by JunkFace · Leave a Comment
Nice, uh, heels.
Muscle Car Girl Flirts with a Shelby Cobra
Now that’s my kinda lady!

Car Babe of the Day
August 10, 2009 by JunkFace · Leave a Comment
Happy Monday!

She’s Searching for Something…
July 31, 2009 by JunkFace · Leave a Comment
…probably just her house keys.

Marlboro Chicas…
July 31, 2009 by JunkFace · Leave a Comment
They must have excellent hiring practices!

The Caption Says it All…
July 29, 2009 by JunkFace · Leave a Comment







