Girls and Cars That’ll Torque Your Panhard Rod

The only thing sexier than a half-naked beauty with two X chromosomes is that same succulent sweetheart standing near an equally eye-appealing automobile. It’s because of these two stimulants that man invented textbooks—we needed something to hide our boners. Read more

Which Are Hotter: Muscle Car Girls or Sport Tuner Hotties?

Hot cars and hot girls go together like horny teens and boner-blocking history textbooks. But, one question remains: are the honeys squatting on the hoods of hot rods and muscle cars hotter than the exotic beauties spreading eagle on the roofs of sport compacts? Take a look at the gallery below and cast your vote. Read more

Which Is Hotter: The Lambo or the Model?

If haven’t been keeping up with your telenovelas on Televisa, you may have missed this classic pre-owned car commercial for a gently used Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder.

Although I can’t decipher what the announcer is saying, I believe it roughly translates to:

Cowboys, how can you pass up such a deal? This ride doesn’t just have a big pair of eggs, it’s got 520 horsepower. Plus, the fiery orange paint is sure to complement your freshly sprayed-on tan, and the aerodynamics of the Spyder top are such that your toupee will not fly off into the wind, cowboys. Did I mention that paint has been freshly buffed by the ample curves of this chicka?

I wish I were a Mustang

I won’t lie: You’ll probably want to turn down the audio on this clip because it can interfere with the southward blood flow that comes from the visuals. You’ve been warned.

Epic Win: Bikini Clad Beach Babe Next to a Corvette

Frankly, we don’t think there’s anything hotter that a cute beach babe standing next to a classic Vette such as this.

Christmas Came Early

I know it’s not even Halloween yet, but what do you think about this present we got you for Christmas?

$5 Dolla Make You Holla…

at the Bikini Car Wash!

She’s Fiddling with the Carburetor…

What Rims?

Nice, uh, heels.

Muscle Car Girl Flirts with a Shelby Cobra

Now that’s my kinda lady!

Car Babe of the Day

Happy Monday!

She’s Searching for Something…

…probably just her house keys.

Marlboro Chicas…

They must have excellent hiring practices!

The Caption Says it All…