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		<title>Muses on Making Automotive Music</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was just a boy, I desperately wanted to be a race car driver. Petrol was in my blood, and I was always running on E. When I finally got my first car, it wasn&#8217;t racey, fast or loud. It was an Isuzu Rodeo: yep, an SUV&#8230; I was not much of a boy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2011/06/02/muses-on-making-automotive-music/</link>
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		<title>SEMA Skin: The Valentine&#8217;s Day Edition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s February 14, and the tips of Cupid&#8217;s arrows are glistening with droplets of love sauce. Unfortunately, his quiver doesn&#8217;t have enough missiles d&#8217;amour to go around. If you find yourself dining alone on a tear-soaked Salisbury steak Hungry Man, enjoy these exotic girls as your dessert. Unlike that snooty receptionist, Malory, these ladies of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2011/02/14/sema-skin-the-valentines-day-edition/</link>
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		<title>SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Not Hot Girls (V.8)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow. Last week was pretty lame, eh? I mean, Monty Python and mixed martial arts references. We really know how to put the &#8220;No!&#8221; in &#8220;Non sequitur&#8221; here at The Auto Junkyard. Luckily, we also know how to put the &#8220;Rite&#8221; in &#8220;Contrite,&#8221; so we&#8217;re getting back into our usual ceremony of pairing hot booth [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2011/01/06/sema-2010-hot-cars-paired-with-not-hot-girls-v-8/</link>
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		<title>SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Not Hot Girls (V.7)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No one expects the Spanish Inquisition (My apologies. I lost a bet to an IT kid who&#8217;s monomaniacal for Monty Python (go figure, right) and had to drop a reference.), and no one expects TheAutoJunkyard to switch things up and show pictures of not hot cars and girls. But, today&#8217;s the day when we break [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/12/29/sema-2010-hot-cars-paired-with-not-hot-girls-v-7/</link>
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		<title>SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Hot Girls (V.6)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever notice how pets and their owners tend to look alike? It&#8217;s great if you&#8217;ve got a Weimaraner. Not so great if it&#8217;s a sphynx. The same can happen to automobiles and people, too. Case in point: today&#8217;s pairing of cars and cooze. First-Gen Ford Bronco This Vintage Ford Bronco would turn more heads at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/12/17/sema-2010-hot-cars-paired-with-hot-girls-v-6/</link>
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		<title>SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Hot Girls (V.5)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a question for the group: Will you ever get tired of looking at hotrods and hot broads? Put your answer in the comments section below, and if your answer is &#8220;no,&#8221; include your home address. I&#8217;ll swing by after work and put you out of your misery with a crankshaft blow to your cranium [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/12/08/sema-2010-hot-cars-paired-with-hot-girls-v-5/</link>
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		<title>SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Hot Girls (V.4)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You didn&#8217;t think we forgot about you, did you? Sweet, sweet readers, we&#8217;d never think of depriving you of your weekly car + cooze fix. In fact, it&#8217;s ready right now. So just kick back, pour yourself some Crown, dim your overheads, light your Yankee Candles and sink into some pure blog bliss. Mmmmm. You [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/12/02/sema-2010-hot-cars-paired-with-hot-girls-v-4/</link>
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		<title>SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Hot Girls (V.3)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve been wearing a ring in your carpet, pacing impatiently and waiting for your weekly fix of hot cars and hot birds here at The Auto Junkyard. Well, son. The wait&#8217;s over. This methadone clinic is open for business, and we&#8217;ve got a doozy of a dixie cup&#8217;s worth of satisfying images to keep the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/11/23/sema-2010-hot-cars-paired-with-hot-girls-v-3/</link>
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		<title>SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Hot Girls (V.2)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The groggy haze of the air-conditioned nightmare that was SEMA 2010 is starting to lift. Just in time, too, because my bosses are getting a little sick and tired of granting time off to nurse my weeks-long hangover. (Guess I should have drunk a 12-hour energy drink like by cohorts recommended instead of that last [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/11/18/sema-2010-hot-cars-paired-with-hot-girls-v-2/</link>
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		<title>SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Hot Girls (V.1)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sheesh. Apparently last week was SEMA, and apparently I was there for the show. However, my memory of the festivities is a tad foggy. I&#8217;m blaming it on too much vodka and Nathan&#8217;s hot dogs. Luckily, I had the presence of mind to snap off a lot of halfway decent pictures of the trick cars [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/11/09/sema-2010-hot-cars-paired-with-hot-girls-v-1/</link>
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