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	<title>The Auto Junkyard</title>
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		<title>When Subaru WRXs Fly</title>
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I’m no fan of queuing up in parking lots, especially movie theater parking lots packed full of acne-bearded teens who just got out of watching the latest installment of the Twilight series. Idling behind so many Hyundai Elantras, I’ve often wished I had the ability to just leap over the whole lot of ‘em. Apparently, I’m not the only [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/03/04/when-subaru-wrxs-fly/</link>
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		<title>Girls and Cars That’ll Torque Your Panhard Rod</title>
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The only thing sexier than a half-naked beauty with two X chromosomes is that same succulent sweetheart standing near an equally eye-appealing automobile. It’s because of these two stimulants that man invented textbooks—we needed something to hide our boners.
Better hope you’ve got a History book close at hand because we put together a little gallery [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/02/25/girls-and-cars-that%e2%80%99ll-torque-your-panhard-rod/</link>
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		<title>Which Are Hotter: Muscle Car Girls or Sport Tuner Hotties?</title>
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Hot cars and hot girls go together like horny teens and boner-blocking history textbooks. But, one question remains: are the honeys squatting on the hoods of hot rods and muscle cars hotter than the exotic beauties spreading eagle on the roofs of sport compacts? Take a look at the gallery below and cast your vote.
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		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/02/18/which-are-hotter-muscle-car-girls-or-sport-tuner-hotties/</link>
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		<title>Poor Girl Traumatized by a Ride with a Pro Drifter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sitting on the sidelines and watching real race drivers white-knuckle it around the track might make the sport seem like it’s all fun and games. But, sitting down in the passenger seat of a proper racecar with a skilled driver as he drifts around a course can be downright traumatizing. It is for this girl, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/02/09/poor-girl-traumatized-by-a-ride-with-a-pro-drifter/</link>
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		<title>The Fast and the Furious 5 Cometh…High-Five</title>
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Highway hooners, drift addicts, and fans of Vin Diesel’s method acting—rejoice! The fifquel to the high-octane blockbuster film franchise The Fast and the Furious has been given the green light to go into production. Both Variety magazine and Vin Diesel’s myFace page confirm that Universal is giving the movie the go ahead, dropping the proverbial [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/02/04/the-fast-and-the-furious-5-cometh%e2%80%a6high-five/</link>
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		<title>Which Is Hotter: The Lambo or the Model?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If haven’t been keeping up with your telenovelas on Televisa, you may have missed this classic pre-owned car commercial for a gently used Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder.
Although I can’t decipher what the announcer is saying, I believe it roughly translates to:
Cowboys, how can you pass up such a deal? This ride doesn’t just have a big [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/01/27/which-is-hotter-the-lambo-or-the-model/</link>
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		<title>The Revenge Verde: 400hp, 100mpg, Kermit Colored</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Detroit might be decaying faster than a hobo’s un-brushed molar, but the annual North American International Auto Show (NAIAS) always brings a few minty fresh new cars to the abscessed city. From the latest models to futuristic concept cars, auto manufacturers from around the globe use this show to show off the crème de la [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/01/18/the-revenge-verde-400hp-100mpg-kermit-colored/</link>
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		<title>Words of Wisdom from Dr. Ferdinand Porsche</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When certain people talk, you should really listen up. The President of the United States (regardless of his or her party). Your mother. Rocky’s coach. In the automotive world, the voice to note is Dr. Ferdinand Porsche, the brains behind Germany’s finest auto manufacturer: Porsche. In this classic commercial, the Dr. waxes philosophic about man’s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/01/12/words-of-wisdom-from-dr-ferdinand-porsche/</link>
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		<title>Where’s my chauffeur, ASIMO?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The aughties are as dead as the ShamWow! guy’s career, and we’re now 4 days deep into a new decade. Doesn’t it feel like something’s missing, though? Where’s all the space-age transportation technology that movies promised us? 2001 has come and gone, but I don’t have a HAL 9000 co-piloting my Mini. And, we’re only [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2010/01/04/where%e2%80%99s-my-chauffeur-asimo/</link>
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		<title>Drifting into 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Tokyo, you can buy damn near anything from a vending machine, you can eat a power lunch of octopus kushiyaki from street vendors, and you can stay out drinking all night long with the Yakuza in Kabukichō. However, you can’t (legally) do what these crazy kids are doing in their souped up, accessory-laden Nissan Skylines [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theautojunkyard.com/2009/12/29/drifting-into-2010/</link>
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