Hot Swedish Models, Hot Swedish Cargo Carriers

Sweden. Their winters may be bitter cold, but their women are bone-tastically beautiful. And, their roof top cargo carriers are better than a plate of gravy-soaked meatballs with lingonberry jam. In case you’ve never experienced either, here’s a side-by-side showdown: girl for cargo carrier, tit for tat.

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Baby, You Can Wash My Car

 

Spring is in the air, and that spells one thing: ’tis the season for skimpy, swim-suited hotties to break out our hoses and start squirting. There are some who say it’s still a tad too cold in some places for proper bikini car washes, but we say nuts to that. The colder it is, the more the pencil erasers pop up. Read more

10 Low Low Lolitas

All your friends may know the low rider, but are you familiar with just how hot the hood rats who hang around these hoppers are? Let’s just put it this way: even if you have 16 switches, your right hand will be too busy to fiddle with any of ‘em once you sneak a peek at these hydraulic hoochies. They may not be as polished as the BMW booth babes working the Paris Auto Show, they may not have all of their molars, and they may not have an opinion on whether the US and Iran can reach a detente—but I guarantee they know how to change out a flat if your Ds deflate. You gotta love a beauty with some grease under her nails, and you know these ladies get greasier than a bucket of KFC. Read more

Hot Italian Car Models That’ll Stiffen Your Gabagool

Mama mia! If you think Italian meatballs are spicy, you’ve gotta take a look a look at the sizzling car cooze bent over these smoking hot Italian cars. Read more

Car Show Booth Babes: A Retrospective

With the 2010 New York Auto Show winding down, we couldn’t help wondering what happens to the women who work the booths once the stalls are torn down, the cars packed up, and the mobile pretzel stands mothballed until next year. Maybe they’ll head back to Buffalo to finish their oral hygienist certification courses. Maybe they’ll land a marriage proposal from a crooked hedge fund manager. Or maybe they’ll return to a cryogenic freezer in Subaru’s corporate headquarters. Wherever they go, we’ll miss these be-heeled, be-spandexed, be-body-painted beauties.

In honor of their hard work, we’ve put together an homage to booth professionals from car shows past. Enjoy: Read more

Long Car Dong: Hot Korean Car Models That Make Our Pyongyangs Pound

The Korean peninsula may look flaccid, but the girls born on its shores are beautiful enough that one peek at their perky bodies makes men stiffer than a shot of soju. Even though I’m fully aware of this fact, I wasn’t sure if everyone out there knew just how drop-dead gorgeous these Seoul sizzlers truly are. So, I set out on a mission to create a collage that exposes everyone to these kimchi-ckas. Enjoy: Read more

Girls and Cars That’ll Torque Your Panhard Rod

The only thing sexier than a half-naked beauty with two X chromosomes is that same succulent sweetheart standing near an equally eye-appealing automobile. It’s because of these two stimulants that man invented textbooks—we needed something to hide our boners. Read more

Which Are Hotter: Muscle Car Girls or Sport Tuner Hotties?

Hot cars and hot girls go together like horny teens and boner-blocking history textbooks. But, one question remains: are the honeys squatting on the hoods of hot rods and muscle cars hotter than the exotic beauties spreading eagle on the roofs of sport compacts? Take a look at the gallery below and cast your vote. Read more

Wha-wha-what?

It’s not too uncommon to run across cars in malls. Usually, they’re posh luxury rides being “raffled” off to people willing to fill out one of those little index cards (you’re going to get a call about a timeshare!). But these cars are always parked behind red velvet ropes. Never have I seen a car flipped and trapped on an escalator…until today, that is.

Image courtesy of FAILBlog.

Epic Win: Bikini Clad Beach Babe Next to a Corvette

Frankly, we don’t think there’s anything hotter that a cute beach babe standing next to a classic Vette such as this.

Christmas Came Early

I know it’s not even Halloween yet, but what do you think about this present we got you for Christmas?

$5 Dolla Make You Holla…

at the Bikini Car Wash!

She’s Fiddling with the Carburetor…

What Rims?

Nice, uh, heels.

Muscle Car Girl Flirts with a Shelby Cobra

Now that’s my kinda lady!

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