SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Hot Girls (V.3)

You’ve been wearing a ring in your carpet, pacing impatiently and waiting for your weekly fix of hot cars and hot birds here at The Auto Junkyard. Well, son. The wait’s over. This methadone clinic is open for business, and we’ve got a doozy of a dixie cup’s worth of satisfying images to keep the monkey off your back a little bit longer. Read more

SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Hot Girls (V.2)

The groggy haze of the air-conditioned nightmare that was SEMA 2010 is starting to lift. Just in time, too, because my bosses are getting a little sick and tired of granting time off to nurse my weeks-long hangover. (Guess I should have drunk a 12-hour energy drink like by cohorts recommended instead of that last 12-pack of brew.)

But I digress. You don’t care about the wrathful beer squirts I’ve been bombing the office bathroom with. You want to see some cars and cooze. Without further adieu, behold! This week’s pairing of an auto and an autoerotic inspiration:

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SEMA 2010: Hot Cars Paired with Hot Girls (V.1)

Sheesh. Apparently last week was SEMA, and apparently I was there for the show. However, my memory of the festivities is a tad foggy. I’m blaming it on too much vodka and Nathan’s hot dogs. Luckily, I had the presence of mind to snap off a lot of halfway decent pictures of the trick cars and trick tail milling around the show. Over the next few months, I’ll be pairing up the crème de la crème of my photographic finds: one hot car and one hot girl. Here’s your first taste: Read more