Baby, You Can Wash My Car

 

Spring is in the air, and that spells one thing: ’tis the season for skimpy, swim-suited hotties to break out our hoses and start squirting. There are some who say it’s still a tad too cold in some places for proper bikini car washes, but we say nuts to that. The colder it is, the more the pencil erasers pop up. Read more

10 Low Low Lolitas

All your friends may know the low rider, but are you familiar with just how hot the hood rats who hang around these hoppers are? Let’s just put it this way: even if you have 16 switches, your right hand will be too busy to fiddle with any of ‘em once you sneak a peek at these hydraulic hoochies. They may not be as polished as the BMW booth babes working the Paris Auto Show, they may not have all of their molars, and they may not have an opinion on whether the US and Iran can reach a detente—but I guarantee they know how to change out a flat if your Ds deflate. You gotta love a beauty with some grease under her nails, and you know these ladies get greasier than a bucket of KFC. Read more

Hot Italian Car Models That’ll Stiffen Your Gabagool

Mama mia! If you think Italian meatballs are spicy, you’ve gotta take a look a look at the sizzling car cooze bent over these smoking hot Italian cars. Read more

Car Show Booth Babes: A Retrospective

With the 2010 New York Auto Show winding down, we couldn’t help wondering what happens to the women who work the booths once the stalls are torn down, the cars packed up, and the mobile pretzel stands mothballed until next year. Maybe they’ll head back to Buffalo to finish their oral hygienist certification courses. Maybe they’ll land a marriage proposal from a crooked hedge fund manager. Or maybe they’ll return to a cryogenic freezer in Subaru’s corporate headquarters. Wherever they go, we’ll miss these be-heeled, be-spandexed, be-body-painted beauties.

In honor of their hard work, we’ve put together an homage to booth professionals from car shows past. Enjoy: Read more