Long Car Dong: Hot Korean Car Models That Make Our Pyongyangs Pound

The Korean peninsula may look flaccid, but the girls born on its shores are beautiful enough that one peek at their perky bodies makes men stiffer than a shot of soju. Even though I’m fully aware of this fact, I wasn’t sure if everyone out there knew just how drop-dead gorgeous these Seoul sizzlers truly are. So, I set out on a mission to create a collage that exposes everyone to these kimchi-ckas. Enjoy: Read more

DeLorean Interpretive Dance By Greased Up Germanic Woman

Just how much cocaine went up the noses of the executives overseeing the marketing of the DeLorean? After viewing some vintage commercials for the failed car maker, I’d say kilos and kilos. Case in point: the video below. Read more

Stick These Colored Tires in your Pipe and Smoke ‘em

Nothing beats a big, billowy burnout. Just thinking about the ripe reek of melting rubber makes my throttle foot itchy. But, you might think that smoking tires only pump out white clouds. Not so. Kumho makes a special set of colored tires that belch out a rainbow of colored smoke. You used to have to be as high as Sergeant Pepper to see colors like these. Check it:

When Subaru WRXs Fly

I’m no fan of queuing up in parking lots, especially movie theater parking lots packed full of acne-bearded teens who just got out of watching the latest installment of the Twilight series. Idling behind so many Hyundai Elantras, I’ve often wished I had the ability to just leap over the whole lot of ‘em. Apparently, I’m not the only one who’s had that fantasy. Ken Block, rally driver extraordinaire, has also fantasized about launching long distances in his tricked out WRX. The difference, though, is that he actually did it. Check out this 171 ft jump: Read more