This is what happens when…

Don’t you wish this kinda thing happened in your life? Showering regularly and splashing on some Brut could get you pretty far in the 50’s, but that doesn’t cut it anymore.  In the third millennium, you’re going to have to do better; getting some fresh threads, a stylish haircut and reading Neil Strauss’s The Game is a great start.  But what if you don’t have enough time for those things… well, if you have a boat load of cash laying around, then consider this.

Novitec just released this bad boy at the Geneva Auto Show last month and it is your shortcut to the photo above.  The exterior talks the talk; from the matte-black finish to the blacked out tail lights and the skull emblems on the wheels, you can see this pony means business. But whats more important is that this prancing horse can out-dance just about anything on the road; by planting your foot firmly on the right pedal, you can enjoy 707 horsepower and 525 ft-lbs of torque all the way up to the 8,350 RPM red line.  Although 1/4 mile times haven’t been released, this is enough grunt to make the Italian Stallion sprint to 60 MPH in just 3.5 seconds and you can revel in that power all the way up to 216 MPH.

So how was Novitech able to squeeze all that extra power out of the already highly-tuned 4.3-liter V8?  Well, first they prayed to the Forced Induction gods and asked for twin-superchargers.  Their prayers were answered and a care package was sent, along with an intake system large enough to feed a Harrier jet. Improved fuel injectors, oil coolers, brakes and an aero package round out the rest of the madness.  Nice work Novitech, let the panties rejoice.